Hammer Movie Reviews

300 – Awsome! Just Awsome. Yo, that scene, with that one dude, and the girl, when he was like, you owe me a boning, and she was like uhhhhh ok I can do that, and he was like no no no no you will…will not enjoy this! Oh man. That’s like one of my biggest fantasies, you know. Like I would be pounding a girl at the same time as her wanting me to, but I make it hurt instead? Oh man.